Gag!

So there's this guy...
and he has this disorder of the palms
-- what with he sweats profusely --
and it stinks, odorously.
So he's got to wear this hand antiperspirant
and deodorant.
And it's always wiping off
so he's constantly reapplying the shit.
He goes to pick things up and they fall
through his slippery fingers.
And he goes to lean on a wall
and he slips
and he falls.
He can't catch footballs.
And when he jacks-off its fantastic!